15 Stupid Things All Long-Term Couples Are Tired Of Hearing
Yes, we're still dating.
"You guys should get married already."
The best is when this comes from your friend who's never had a relationship over 2 weeks, or your aunt who's working on her third marriage.
"Don't you get tired of each other?"
No. But I'm tired of you now.
"Don't you WANT to get married?"
Sure. When we're ready. Or maybe not. It's up to us. Which means not you.
"Do you even have anything to talk about anymore?"
Yeah. And we actually listen to each other too.
"Is the sex...boring?"
No, actually, it's about 1000x better than sex with someone you barely know.
"Surely you've broken up at least once."
I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
"You've been together so long, you're basically married, right?"
Preeeetty sure that's not how it works.
"I just couldn't do it. Dating is too much fun."
Oh yes. Please tell me how awesome it is to hang out in bars, looking for the least douchey person to talk to.
"Don't you want to start a family?"
Sigh. It's a good thing I love you Mom and Dad.
"Most animals aren’t monogamous you know, it’s not natural."
You know what else animals don't do? Live in houses, shower, or drink beer. But I don’t see you giving those things up.
"OMG you're so whipped."
Oh yes, please pardon me for being considerate of my SO's feelings. What an ass I am.
"Do you LOVE it when he/she goes out of town?"
No, in fact it's really lonely and I can't wait for them to get back.
"How long have you guys been together?" (Followed by a shrieking gasp).
Yep, it's longer than a year. Thanks for being so happy for me.
"Don't you guys fight?"
Sure. We just don't break up over it.
"When are you guys getting married again?"
This conversation is over.
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