29 Thoughts Every Woman Has Thought About During Sex

You know your mind has gone there, too.

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  1. 1

    Oh... Well, that's not what I expected!

  2. 2

    I spent $90 on this lingerie and he just took it all right off!

  3. 3

    Is he ACTUALLY not going to return the favor...?!

  4. 4

    Can I change position & pretend to do something sexy so that I can continue watching TV...?

  5. 5

    F*#K! That hurts!

  6. 6

    Why isn't he doing what I asked him to do...?

  7. 7

    What should I have for dinner tonight...? Pizza or Chinese...?

  8. 8

    Is he trying to "accidentally" put it in the wrong hole again...?!

  9. 9

    I think that I'm going to fart...

  10. 10

    I definitely can't climax when I concentrate so hard on not farting...

  11. 11

    Is it wrong that I want to check my phone...?

  12. 12

    Oh, that's good. That's REALLY good! I did NOT expect that!

  13. 13

    Why do my boobs fall into my underarms when I lay down...?

  14. 14

    Is HE as fascinated by my boobs fluidity as I am...?

  15. 15

    I really need to pee...

  16. 16

    Nope, that's not my clitoris... Yeah, that's not it either...

  17. 17

    What are you actually supposed to do with balls anyway?

  18. 18

    Do me from behind! ... Wait... Did I thoroughly shave EVERYWHERE...?

  19. 19

    So this has been going on for a while... I have stuff to do...!

  20. 20

    OMG - I JUST QUEEFED!

  21. 21

    Does my face look as distorted as his when I climax...?!

  22. 22

    Am I going to get pregnant...?

  23. 23

    I wonder if he's going to finish all over my boobs again...

  24. 24

    I need to pee so badly I think I'm going to cum!!!

  25. 25

    What do I have to do tomorrow...?

  26. 26

    Did I leave the stove on...?

  27. 27

    He's really good at what he's doing... I wonder how many girls he's been with...

  28. 28

    LOL, he totally learned that move from porn!

  29. 29

    No...! Don't finish yet...! I'm not done...! Noooooooo!

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