Gifts You NEVER Want To Get!

Every year, there's that one person who thinks they're being funny, but end up just being bizarre. Sometimes, it's a family member and you have to pretend you like the gift. Sometimes, it's that co-worker that you just smile, nod and throw the gift in the closet for a White Elephant party the following year. We put together this guide to make you feel better about those gifts. At least, those gifts aren't as bad as these! And if they happen to be exactly these gifts, you have our deepest condolences.

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    Fine Life Table Top Games Desktop Drum Set

    Nothing will bring hours (if not days of annoyance) like the guy who has a miniature drum set on his desk! No, buy, you're not Neil Peart. Put. The. Drumsticks. Down! http://amzn.to/21QaYId

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    The Grilled Cheesus Sandwich Press

    We don't care how religious you are, do you really want to eat a sandwich with the face of the Lord on it? It seems like the sort of person this gift would appeal to could just as easily be offended by it! http://amzn.to/21Qby8N

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    6.5" Set of 5 Cats - Persian, Maine Coon, Exotic, Siamese, Abyssinian Wooden Russian Nesting Dolls

    Don't care how much of an animal lover the person is, no one wants this. It'll just stay on a shelf somewhere gathering dust if you're lucky. http://amzn.to/1SP9c3Y

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    What's Your Poo Telling You? 2016 Daily Calendar

    We don't care what our poo is telling us. Let's face it, only a 7 year is interested in poo jokes. The rest of us really don't want to know about our own poo, let alone what other people's poo is saying. http://amzn.to/1Y3ttnX

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    SPANX Higher Power New & Slimproved

    "Soooooo, you're fat." Save yourself the money and just say that to the person's face. This is the "does this dress make me look fat?" question, but you did it to yourself! http://amzn.to/1Y3vJLQ

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    Futefew Creative Funny Animal Cute Sloth Baby Pattern Sleeping Mask,Fashionable Blindfold ,Personalized Blind Pack,Eyeshade,Eye Patch

    First of all, outside of travelling, who uses sleep masks? Second of all, a sloth? A picture of a sloth?!? The sort of person this is a conversation starter for, you don't want to talk to. http://amzn.to/1ORZ5w9

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    Chumbuddy Jr.

    Nothing says, "I hate your kid" more than a Chumbuddy! Only someone who absolutely can't wait for Shark Week would even consider buying this. P.S. never let the kid watch Jaws after or you'll scar them for life! http://amzn.to/1ORZRcx

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    Wine Bottle Covers, Christmas Winter Holiday Knit Sweaters - Set of Two

    No one likes to wear people ugly Christmas sweaters, why would they want to put one on a wine bottle? Plus, warming up wine REALLY isn't good for it! Can you say "vinegar?" http://amzn.to/1OS0inm

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    Sneak Alcohol with 5 Tampon Flasks and Sleeves - Bonus 2 Pack!

    Seriously, how desperate do you have to be for alcohol to want to drink from a flask that doubled as a tampon? Even if it's a dry event, suck it up! http://amzn.to/1OS1YwW

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    Backyard Brains RoboRoach

    "No, don't get me the Millennium Falcon drone, get me a robot cockroach," said no one, ever. Unless this is able to somehow secretly invade a roach nest and convince them to leave your house, not interested! http://amzn.to/1OU6j11

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