Ridiculous Complaints Made By Holiday Travelers
No English signs, too much spicy food in India, ugly guide & too cold water in Alaska. Some tourists are maybe a bit too picky. These are actual real complaints that different travel agents have received, such as justtheflight.co.uk , bonvoyage.uk and abta.com
"We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels."
I mean I've always heard that whenever you go to a water park the first thing you do is get in the line to receive your all inclusive and free bathing suit...
"We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."
Gosh, it's a tough world we live in! Shame on them for not air conditioning nature!
"There were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."
But that so weird! I can't believe there would be Spanish people in Spain!!
"Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."
BUT LORD HOW WILL I NOW GET MY SLICED EGGS?!? I need slicked eggs on my vacation, you have to understand that. Don't you want sliced eggs on your vacation?
"No one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."
I'm guessing you're the same kind of person who expect people to inform you that rocks are hard and that the earth, in fact, is round...
"The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."
Eww!!! How disgusting!!! Was the water WET as well!?!
“It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.”
“It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”
Ariel is not impressed with your geography skills...
“I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.”
Well daaang I wonder why that is!?! Can't possibly have anything to do with the fact that you had a ONE-bedroom suit and your friend had a THREE-bedroom one...?
"They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."
That is absolutely horrible! How DARE those women show their disgustingly sexual bodies on a BEACH of all places!?! You're husband must be so traumatized!!
“Spotting the visibly aroused elephant ruined my honeymoon by making me feel inadequate”
Well that's when you know that your sex life isn't elefantastic, am I right?
“On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food."
Were you expecting to find the all-american-burger or..?
“We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”
“My fiance and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”
I'm very sorry to be the one to break it to you but, babies are not made by sleeping in the same bed as your fiance...there's you know...getting naked and stuff that's gotta happen as well....
“We could not enjoy the tour as our guide was too ugly. You can’t be expected to admire a beautiful view when you’re staring at a face like his.”
“The beach had too many fat people. It was gross.”
I'd say making people feel like they can't be seen in a bathing suit just because they are bigger, is gross. You do know that for some people it is much harder to lose weight? For example some people have different genes or disorders they can't help. But that doesn't mean they don't like sunbathing like other human beings.
“The animals at the zoo looked very sad and it made our children cry. Can’t they train them to smile?”
You try living a day behind bars while being stared at by weird creatures on two legs with flashing boxes that makes you blind and dizzy for a few seconds...see how you fancy smiling while you sit in your own sh*t doing nothing...
“The street signs weren’t in English. I don’t understand how anyone can get around.”
Newsflash: Everyone on this earth doesn't speak English!!! OMG can you believe it!?!
“The local women were too beautiful; it made me feel bad about myself.”
“You said the town was next to a volcano, but we went and there was no lava. I’m pretty sure it was just a mountain.”
HOW RUDE!! Everybody knows that a trustworthy volcano makes sure to constantly spit out at least a ton of lava.
A man who took a summer cruise around Alaska complained about the weather not being as warm as he expected.
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